Dear driver of a white V6 Mustang on I-95

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 09/01/2014 at 12:47 • Filed to: some people will never learn.

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As much as I appreciate you making an exit at the last second humanely possible from the fast lane, It's pretty unsafe and you really should have waited to take the next exit instead of cutting half of Virginia off in one move. I'm keeping my composure, but I'd like to tell you in a calm and collected matter; ROT IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER.

Thanks!

-Jkm7680

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > jkm7680 09/01/2014 at 12:50

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Oh Virginia, every time you're mentioned I cringe a little and read on with the lowest of expectations as not to be disappointed further.

jkm7680 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 09/01/2014 at 12:52

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Yup, and it's the one time where there aren't half a million cops just sitting on the side of the road.

mcseanerson > jkm7680 09/01/2014 at 13:00

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Man I used to carpool in an Accent with 3 other guys and the guy driving was clueless with directions even if it was the way to a job he'd worked at for two years. One day we're driving down the interstate and he's in the left lane and we ask him if he's going to get over for the exit and he ignores us kind of lost in his own world and just as we start to tell him he's passing the exit he hauls clear across the interstate. I hated riding with that guy. He nearly got us killed at least three times and never understood why people honked at him for driving slower in the passing lane. We used to joke with our boss that if we show up drunk that we're only trying to calm our nerves.

jkm7680 > mcseanerson 09/01/2014 at 13:03

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Hahaha, I know quite a few people like that. When you have to tell somebody that they are floating between two lanes while being a passenger you know that they shouldn't be driving.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > jkm7680 09/01/2014 at 13:10

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Was it her?

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > jkm7680 09/01/2014 at 13:18

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that's why I use Waze when on 95 or any of the 64s. VA has a pretty solid Waze militia for this very reason.

Slave2anMG > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 09/01/2014 at 15:48

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Gonna have to rock Waze in the future. And of course it's about safety; that explains the five (Greensville County, VHP and Emporia City) cops parked and clocking cars along I-95 last week...in an 8 mile stretch. Sure it's about safety...

jkm7680 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 09/01/2014 at 17:05

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Ah, Waze is great! Sometimes I'm amazed by how many people actually use it. I've got to get a window mount though, and try that voice activated bleh out.

Maxaxle > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 09/02/2014 at 15:38

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Kinda like Florida.

Philbert/Phartnagle > jkm7680 09/02/2014 at 16:20

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Sorry man, I had to poop!